It sings (iTunes). It dances (more iTunes). It finds my way when I’m lost (which is often – I’m still trying to master the difference between turn right and turn left and have never got the hang of the Canadian custom of giving directions by vector!) It finds the nearest Timmies for me (thanks to a sweet little app called Where) and one of these days, it’s actually going to make the coffee for me, just as soon as Jobs and his geeks in Cupertino get working on it. BUT IT WON’T MAKE OR TAKE A PHONE CALL! ARRGGGHHH!
For the past three days, every call – incoming or outgoing – has failed, so now I’ve got to carve out several hours in my day to spend on a land line with some tech in Mumbai and find out what the hell is going on with this multi-talented piece of crap!

lol