Nuts & Mutton

I stole this from Thistle, who stole it from here, who, in turn, stole it from this blog, who stole it from someone else – and I ran out of energy before I could track the originator down. But you get the idea. Anyhoo, feel free to steal it forward …

1. Witness Protection Name: (mother’s & father’s middle names)
   NoMiddleName NoMiddleName (hmmm . . . guess my grandparents had no imagination)
2. NASCAR Name: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
   Robert John
3. Star Wars Name: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
   Litess
4. Detective Name: (favorite color, favorite animal)
   Blue Otter
5. Soap Opera Name: (middle name, city where you live)
   Josephine Dundas
6. Superhero Name: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning)
   The Red Pinot Grigio
7. Fly Name: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
   Tepp
8. Gangsta Name: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
   Dulce de leche Newton
9. Rock Star Name: (current pet’s name, current street name)
   Lucy Highview
10. Porn Name: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
    Jesse Eaton

§ One Response to “The theft that keeps on thieving”

• thistle says:

  November 28, 2008 at 1:29 am

  those are some great names…aside from the first one…not sur which i like more…’Josephine Dundas’ or ‘Lucy Highview’…and i stand by my comment about Jesse Eaton, it’s a porn star name fitting for either a man or woman LOL!