Overheard, between juniors at the hairdressing salon today:
Junior #1: “So, like, I went to see the new Twilight movie last night.”
Junior #2: “Really! Was it great?”
#1: “Yeah.”
#2: ”I can’t wait. Have you read the books?”
#1: “Nah. Couldn’t be bothered.”
#2: “You gotta read them. They’re really great.”
Me (like an eejjit): “Did you know they were written by a Mormon, advocating chastity before marriage?”
#1 & #2: “Wha’?”
Overheard, as I’m leaving the salon: “The cheek of her, saying Twilight was written by a moron.”
Thank you for my evening smile. Lots of eejjits out there!
My fear is that they, not the meek, shall inherit the earth!
Haha….that was priceless. How dare you! LOL
Yep. Teach me to keep my big fat oar out of these conversations in the future. Besides, they’re funnier when left uninterrupted …
Wouldn’t you just love to be inside the heads of some of these people — I mean, not for long, but just long enough to see the neurons misfiring?
The First Husband accuses me of making a mind meld with the cat. I think that’s about the limit of my powers to communicate with dumb creatures.
You’re back! You’re still sassy! It’s about time!
Thanks for missing me, Ruth. And it’s good to be back.